Saturday, April 28, 2007 at 09:01AM 
Noticing some of the wares included a giant, inflatable beer bottle, Sarah wished the "she" had cheated so you could get better stuff. Because with guys it's all a bunch of crap. Important crap I might add.
Saturday, April 28, 2007 at 08:54AM (responding to my suggestion)
"Yah, I could work at Hooters...as long as I stay behind the bar. Or I could be the cigarette girl!"
Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 07:45AM "I don't know, you try one pair on and they're too big and then you think you can wear your regular pants but they're too small. You're screwed. You're eternally screwed."
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 08:09AM It's true. This Saturday, April 28th, I get to be the comic host for an Internet start-up company, www.MyREALTY.com (you must say it in all-caps as well). Here's the deal:
-It's at 8pm.
-It's at Jazz at Jacks on the third floor of the Denver Pavilions on the 16th street mall.
-You will get free booze and food. Although you must be 21.
-There will be comedy, music and the aforementioned free booze and food.
-Free booze.
-And food.
It should be a great party for a very cool real estate website. Oh, dress business casual, or more formal than normal, which in my hometown translates to "wear pants". If you want to come then please RSVP to me or just leave it in a comment below. I've told some of you about it so please let me know if you're coming. It will be a good time.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 06:56AM Finally surrendering to the big girl pants, Sarah looked in the mirror and frowned at her altering figure.
I reminded her that big girls don't cry.
She said, "no, we just bitch a lot."
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 09:44PM Fuggitaboutit. Now your hump day doesn't seem so bad.
BTW, Dan has had some extra time to find the coolest articles and things online, like this, so we may want to start a fund to keep him happily unemployed.
