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Wednesday
Feb072007

Cool Song

So Dan sent me the link to what is now known as the "Cadillac" song.  It's in their commercials.

Now I have this song firmly ensconced in my head.  But it’s better than what was previously haunting me, “Achy Breaky Heart”.  I kid you not.  And even more terrifying was hearing my wife--sensible, graceful Sarah--getting ready for work humming a song that managed to further dumb down country music.  Briefly I envisioned her with a mullet.  But that's just the beginning of the dangers of Billy Ray Cyrus haunting your consciousness.  Imagine, if you will, dying before you exorcise yourself of the Achy Breaky Earworm.  That song will be part of your legacy.  The local news will interview your neighbors and co-workers and they'll say vague and gentle things like, "he was a nice guy...seemed to like Billy Ray Cyrus a lot."  So I highly encourage you to go listen to Iggy Pop (above link) and prepare yourself to be remembered well. 

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Does this redeem me for Stephen Tobolowsky?
February 9, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDan Keley
Well actually I was hoping to come to your house and tell you a three-hour story promoting my generosity, intuition and overall greatness. The Cadiallac song has helped to inspire this speech.
February 9, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterewy
Billy Ray Cyrus making his comeback on the coat tails of his daughter Miley Cyrus aka the succesful "Hannah Montana" the new tweenie singing sensation. Not too bad for a C&W singer who had his 5 minutes of fame back in the 80's...who would have thought he posses so much PR talent? Oh, sorry, your blog isn't really about him though.
February 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterLANCHE_GIRL
This post, however, is about Billy. I had no idea someone let him breed. So I looked into it:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493093/
And speaking of 80's fame...look who directs it!
February 12, 2007 | Registered Commenterewy

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