Another Quick Ewy Minute (rump boil)

Today: --rush to judgment --trivia fun --large head --Sicko --Transformers --Rats

Things that Broke this Week

Car...check

Truck...check

Dog...check

Computer...check

Will...pending 

Another Quick Ewy Minute (punky paco)

Wife Call

You see those bumper stickers that say, "Let Go, Let God," and I used to wonder if they were cut off. "Let God" do what? Do you just get to fill in the blank? Because some of what I'm seeking could make for an awkward favor request. Well, for now, with my new schedule demanding I work, I'm invoking another diety-like entity in my new motto; "Let Go, Let Google." Now, instead of the tedium of reading some weird life experience, you'll get cool things I found on Google. And I'm sure you'll still get to read tedious life experiences. But this ad is great.

Wife Call - Click here for more home videos

Oh, yah, and Will Ferrell is back with another viral video. Google "good cop, bad baby".

New Schedule

I'm taking on something completely different for me, a schedule.   I have been running amuck with no focus and I've been starting to take on some of the traits of a dementia patient.  This is nothing new.  Most of my friends and acquaintances often wonder where I am even when I'm standing right in front of them.  Even my wife has to constantly put up with conversations much like this:

Wife:  Work was a pain in the ass today.

Me:  So, how was work?

It gets worse, too.  On Friday, our fifth anniversary, I'd failed to plan anything so whisked my wife to the romantic digs of  Big Bill's New York Pizza.  Most men would compensate for the less-than-passionate Yankees motif by turning on the charm.  Here's a sample of me working my wiles:

Wife:  Wow, honey, it's been five years!

Me:  I think I like YouTube better than Google Video, but I guess they're the same company. 

Wife:  What?

Me:  I really need to write.

The first major cry for help came when a couple of years ago my wife came home and she asked how I my day had gone.  I told her, in all seriousness, that I'd tried to make a schedule but had run out of time.   She laughed.  At least on the outside.

So today is the first day.  I got up at six and successfully finished my first chore.  After taking Paco to the park, I ate and showered.  Start simple, they say.  Who's they?  In this case, my wife, and a small woman with bedhead and pancreatic issues who once delivered Democracy to Bulgaria.   It takes a village.  I'd tell you more but I don't think I'm supposed to be blogging right now.   

Another Quick Ewy Minute (troop guilt)

Today: --why? --Kenyans --Billary

Another Quick Ewy Minute (dancing baby)

Today: Rosie hosts TPIR? --Wealthy Hippies --Trivia coming to Boulder --Cat people --Bridge to Misleading advertising