Let me tell you about two boys, Bartle-O and Bartle-Q,
they look so much alike
it’s hard to tell who is who.
They have the same hair, eyes and nose,
and it’s even said
they have very similar looking toes.
They both are funny, handsome and always polite,
like at the table,
where they make meals a delight.
Many times even their parents get it wrong,
calling out Bartle-O
when it’s Bartle-Q they needed all along.
Or when they’re looking for Bartle-O,
yet find Bartle-Q,
it gets crazy and no one knows what to do.
But there are subtle things that can be found:
like Bartle-Q is taller,
and weighs more by one ounce and a pound.
Bartle-O is the junior of about two years,
and cuts his hair real close
(having overcome his barbershop fears.)
Bartle-Q and Bartle-O are always keen to compete,
and often when they do,
it starts a battle of who’s the one to beat.
Bartle-O will run and catch Bartle-Q,
and then the brothers
bicker until they’re blue.
And it makes their parents crazy (as you might agree,)
that these two wonderful boys
can’t get through the day quarrel free!
But one day it dawned on Bartle-Q:
is the best friend he ever knew.
And it jarred him with tingles to his brain,
that racing Bartle-O
would make him faster than a train!
And Bartle-O got giddy in a flash,
that an older brother
just might teach him reading and math!
Each brother, it turns out, could make the other bigger,
and together they could help out their sister,
(who’s still but a nipper.)
So now the boys share their space with great glee,
and it’s said…
they’re more alike than you and I can see.
Because while Bartle-Q and Bartle-O look so much the same,
it’s something else,
like their brains, that’s their real claim to fame.