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Broncos will beat Colts

I was just overwhelmed with an uneasy and unfamiliar feeling.  That of a Bronco victory. 

Update on Sunday, September 30, 2007 at 08:42PM by ewy

Every first down, every completed pass, every proper tackle is a victory. 

Aunt Beth Works her Momma Mojo

Getting Old Sucks

Hazel and Quin celebrate what looks like 200 years of marriage.

Quin Osborne Ewy. 7lbs. 21 inches. 103 years old.

Word of the Day

Colic

Col-ic (pron. ahhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-arrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-gaggagagaga--uuuhuhhhhuhhhhhuuuuh--ahhhhhhhhhhhh-aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh)

–noun

1.	God punishing you for breeding.

Also adj. Colicky

-usage

"When Jorge fell into the woodchipper, he screamed like a colicky baby."

Sleep Little Baby...

This is going to make for one demented little man.

I'll have to run a Skilsaw to put him to sleep.

But all night he's awake...I sing, dance, promise him a lactating mockingbird, and when he does doze off a human breath startles him to life.

I love you baby. I really do. For some reason.