Suckers: Part 1 of something

The insanity of a child can only be measured by the dumbfoundedness of the parent. There's a scale where the two move opposite of each other, pulling further and further apart.   The parent slides towards confusion and the child races towards inexplicable weirdness, until the two meet on the other side, during a brief visit at a nursing home.

I only write about the dark parts of parenting because they are the ones that stick. And this is my therapy. Quin and Otto are fantastic, and Quin is the best big brother a guy could have. However, after a brief incident where Quin shriveled into madness, I would like to make mention to the Dum Dums people to not screw around with packaging. If the wrapper is purple, please make sure the candy is the same. It doesn't matter what it tastes like. These are kids and blue is a flavor.