it's a sign

My Obama sign has made me a better person. I mowed my lawn yesterday. I even raked the leaves despite my belief that they should sprawl across the grass and do their part as insulation and nutrition. The tradition of putting something that naturally decomposes into plastic bags that don't doesn't make sense to me. It's that kind of thinking you'd think would come from a guy with an Obama sign in his yard. But I don't want to look like an Obama guy. I want to look like a regular guy who does normal stuff with his leaves.

It's a lot of pressure having a political sign in your yard. Colorado is a "Battleground State." The race is close. One guy sees me drunk and peeing on our maple and it could swing the entire election.

This morning I was about to take the trash out in my underwear, and I stopped, and thought about the consequences of representing Obama in my skivvies. I don't think he needs that.

Thanks to Barack Obama I'm even been putting on my seat belt long before the interstate.

I'm safer, I'm less naked and my yard isn't decomposing. I've never lived so clean.

It might be more fun to get a McCain sign.

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lol!