Something's Very, Very Wrong

My beloved Mac has been randomly shutting down.  The first few times I lost some information but ever since I save about every five keystrokes.  I've become such a saver that I look over people's shoulders to make sure they're saving.  WWJD?  I think every office has that person who is sure no one else is competent enough to save their work so offers periodic reminders.  I also help people play solitaire.  But this morning, after blacking out, my Mac came to, this time with some changes.  Can you see what might be wrong here?

I'm open to Iraq/Vietnam comparisons.

Update on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 10:09AM by ewy

So I'm at the Genius Bar in the Mac Store where the air is cleaner and even the Geeks are beautiful...

Sorry.  Got distracted by the I-Phone.  It is beautiful.  I couldn't stop caressing it.  It think it was designed after Jessica Biel's buttocks.  It is, hands down, the sexiest gadget ever.  

I'm back.  Here's exactly what happened.  I brought in my computer because it's been shutting down on a very random and all-too sudden schedule of its own accord.  I tell the Genius about this.  He wants to see it.  I turn it on.  Every other time in any other place it will go "beeeooooo" and whir to a halt.  Right now it's sitting here and running perfectly fine.  I think it's taunting me.  The Geniuses think I'm faking for attention. 

I'm going to go inappropriately touch the I-Phone again.