Head

I just got back from the dog park where I had a rather ungraceful moment with my dog.  Puppies are cute and wonderful right up until they start taking their blossoming sexual frustrations out on you.  Paco went after my head.  Since I have no male human friends who want to play football at 7am, Paco and I have this game where we race for the goal line.  He wins all the time now.   After an invigorating game of running up and down the field, one where I lost 4-0, I decided to do some push-ups.  Grunting and panting  and drubbing the ground in what must look like a very inviting submissive position, Paco went to town on my head.   He's young and inexperienced and I really should let him know that the biting and clawing didn't work for me.   But upon further investigation, I don't think I can blame Paco for being so attracted to the top of my head.  Now I don't mean to flatter myself, but from a bird's-eye view I look like a very breedable bitch.   And add that I was wearing a warm fleece with Jerky Bits in the pockets and you've got a regular dog-park Diva.  But I'm only hot from certain angles.    And a little back rub would be nice every once and a while. 

Comments

[Travis]

That is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time! If only that were caught on video.