Our Day at Ikea

Sarah had "and go to Ikea with her" written into our vows...

Comments

[evil]

I saw you checking that dish for mushrooms.

[jason]

I can't wait to bong some beers in your newly remodeled Englewood home.

[Dan Kelley]

You're only allowed at Ikea if you're driving either a mini-van or a pickup truck.

Your child is likely not old enough yet - but do not rely on the child care to provide for your kid. At least in the Detroit store, the store's child care time limits do not equal the time permitted touring the store.

You will be called to retrieve your child - but you'll find yourself only 1/3 through the store - and this will require navigating back - against the arrows - to the child care area - and then - with the arrows - back to your significant other who chose to remain shopping.

Naturally, along the way, either you or your child will be distracted by the displays of STUFF and you'll never see your significant other until you meet them chewing on donuts post-checkout.

Been there done that.

-dan in lansing