Chico is at the vet because he's been pooping blood. I have no idea how you'd neuter a dog this small. Paco, on the other hand, awaits his fate...
Paco, I'm sorry bud. You're only in that cage because of what they'll imagine you'll do once you figure out you're not their for the glut implants. I just told you that because, well, I know I wouldn't want to know the truth. Paco, are you listening? Can you hear me say I'm sorry? I really am. I'm going to catch and cook a cat in bacon broth and it's all yours for dinner. Whatever I can do to make it up to you. No, you cannot have mine. Maybe as a special treat I'll brush your teeth again.