Photos > Ewy Adventures (7)
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The Floating Quarter Trick
While she had me with her telepathic levitation, my wife Sarah really reeled me in with her beer-swilling skill. She knows everything WWW and has actual marketable skills. All that and she's very funny. It's been said that while I'm the extrovert that thinks he's funny she's the introvert who is.
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Olympic Fever
Olympic Fever is easily recognized by missing patches of body fur. Some slight discoloration of the skin is also common. The best way to avoid OF is to avoid getting really drunk around friends with clippers and markers. Ask your doctor if getting really drunk is right for you.
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Polynesian Princess, although I prefer to be called Prince.
This lovely Polynesian woman (hairless, beautiful creatures that don't sweat or curse) asked me to join her in a celbratory dance. At first I was scared and stiff but soon the pounding rhythm of the native drums stirred me into a hip-shaking frenzy. The crowd went wild and I got leied.
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The Moorea Public Beach
Yes, beautiful, and the island of Moorea is just south of Tahiti and hardly as crowded (but they are building a stinking golf course).
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Bungalow View
Our bungalow sat right on the beach. The water gently lapped at our toes while we drank beer on our patio. I love Moorea. I love the Polynesians. I think I want to become a missionary. Or perhaps a drunk on the beach.
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Local Dog Protests Cold
That's the glamorous take. In actuality Paco was pukey and after unleashing some of his stomach's contents curled up in the warmest place he could find ("Yule Dog" came to mind.) I'm no doctor but I did find a partially digested turd amidst the puppy hork. It's hard to be proud of your son when he takes to eating the neighbor's poo. He's better now.
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Local Hottie Off the Market for Five Years, Suspicious "Thing of Interest" Could be Involved
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